Example : A...youth with a gorgeous red necktie all awry.
His wig was, as the British say, skew-whiff.

Synonyms : askew, awry, lopsided, skew-whiff, wonky

Example : The absurd excuse that the dog ate his homework.
That's a cockeyed idea.
Ask a nonsensical question and get a nonsensical answer.
A contribution so small as to be laughable.
It is ludicrous to call a cottage a mansion.
A preposterous attempt to turn back the pages of history.
Her conceited assumption of universal interest in her rather dull children was ridiculous.

Synonyms : absurd, derisory, idiotic, laughable, ludicrous, nonsensical, preposterous, ridiculous

Synonyms : besotted, blind drunk, blotto, crocked, fuddled, loaded, pie-eyed, pissed, pixilated, plastered, slopped, sloshed, smashed, soaked, soused, sozzled, squiffy, stiff, tight, wet